So, for those of you who don't already know, we had to get rid of our chickens. Yes! I was SAD! The girls were devastated. Before we even bought the silly things I combed the city ordinances to make sure I wasn't doing anything illegal. I found two ordinances which pertain to chickens - first, they have to conform to noise ordinances. Okay, no roosters. Second, they cannot run at large. Okay, keep them penned. There is another ordinance which pertains to animal husbandry which states that domesticated farm animals cannot become a nuisance due to them attracting rodents and insects, they need to have at least one half acre of land (ya right, chickens? seriously??) and their dwelling cannot be within 100 feet of a dwelling, not including the dwelling in which the owners of said domesticated farm animals live. We had a neighbor complain that the chickens were getting out and getting into other people's yards. Yes, they did get out twice, but it wasn't like an all-day or everyday occurrence. And what damage did they do? Ate a few bugs? Really. It was an anonymous complaint, but a complaint nonetheless, and when the code enforcement officer came out he said we couldn't keep them and had a week to re-home them. I asked him to show me where it says I can't have them. He just kept repeating that farm animals are not allowed in city limits. THERE ARE HORSES DOWN THE STREET, 3 BLOCKS CLOSER TO TOWN. In the end, I had to to find a new home for them, even though he could not actually SHOW me where it says that chickens are not allowed in city limits, especially if there is an ordinance to address poultry owners within city limits. So anyway, they now live down the street near the horses, at a friend's house. The code enforcement officer said he didn't care if I kept chickens, it's only if someone complains that he has to do anything about it. He didn't care if I tried again, as long as he doesn't get a complaint about it. But, he said, he has my number, so if I do try again, and he gets another complaint, he can just give me a courtesy call. We'll see what happens next year...